The Empire by Osmosis. America needs Huger Embassies.

Vacationing in Mali?  Problem is there are Malians there.  They are definitely not Americans.  Argue how human they are all you want.  I don't give corn in my fecal matter about it.  The U.S. should just buy sovereign property abroad and treat it as a resort base.  They can agree not to bring entire Brigades for military exercises and all that jazz.  But we can have our own police forces.  And we can first world right in front of them Ewok motherfuckers.

Have an America South Moscow.  North Rio De Jinero.  Offer them a 2% sales tax.  Some crap. Lease from Greece.  Put a big barge off of Borneo.  Tow it to Australia if seas get to craycray.